When I read today that Facebook acquired Instagram for 1 Million Billion Dollars, Dr Zuckerberg Evil popped into my head. If you live under a rock and have never heard of Instagram, it is the most popular photo sharing network in the world. Facebook has agreed to buy the company for $1 billion in a combination of cash and stocks. Click Here to Read More
Are you still in shock? Can you imagine these bastards did not call your winning numbers? It must be a conspiracy, because you for sure knew that you had those winning numbers. Even the cashier at the gas station gave you that winning wink when she rang up your numbers and looked at your ticket.
Every other lottery hopeful was high fiving you on the way out. Go Get Em Champ! Confetti flew, cheerleaders came out, you flipped your boss the finger and oh… that hottie from college magically appeared and whispered… “Call Me Rich Boy!” * insert her sexy wink here *
OH WAIT!!… Wake Up!
Facebook shall now be called FaceBANK as the company prepares to go public! Facebook updated its status Wednesday revealing that it plans to go public, a move some anticipate to raise as much as $100 billion dollars.
A Facebook valuation of roughly $100 billion would rank the company just below McDonald’s, which is currently 25th, at $101.5 billion.
If its initial public offering of stock goes according to plan, Facebook or its ticker symbol “FB” will probably make its stock-market debut in three or four months as one of the world’s most valuable companies. Click Here to Read More
The Fortune 500 ranking of the US largest corporations have just been released. Exxon Mobil tops the list with $45,2 Billion in profits! Wowsa! Click Here to Read More
Well not really… but the mighty may have been dinged! A tiny Toronto based software manufacturer has successfully sued Microsoft, winning $290 million! Click Here to Read More
Do you worry about whether you are making the best decision on lunch? Could you imagine being know for making the worst business decision of all time? Makes that lunch decision seem small right? We have compiled a list of the worst business decisions ever made, check it out. Click Here to Read More
Two penniless, Budapest brothers who currently live in caves are reported to inherit a staggering 4Billion euros from a relative they never knew! Click Here to Read More
